Ten Halloween Costumes That Will Only Get You Canceled on South Campus
4. Fossil Fuel and Fracking Rig
Divest from YOUR morals tonight, as long as you stay north of Tech. Pro tip: crude oil makes for a fantastic waterproof eyeliner.
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From The Archives: Oh, Foul, Oh, Cruel! Ten Homesteads To Avoid This Hallowâs Eve (For They Giveth Gruel)
Take a risk, and eat your fear, but know your early death lies hereâŠ
Ask Flippy: Did I Get a Registration Hold Because I Didnât Wish Morty a Happy Halloween?
You fucked up. You really fucked up.
5 Group Costumes Your Friends Will Try To Rope You Into And 20 Slightly Different Ways to Say “Haha Maybe….”
For every âguys, how about sexy anti-vaxxers?â there will always be a âlol I donât know maybe lol.â
Report: Candy Corn âOkayâ
“Both candy corn and its enjoyers have no taste, will show up uninvited at your Halloween parties and can, if so compelled, clog up your ear.”
Report: Bryan from Econ Doesnât Like Halloween âAs an Institutionâ
âYouâre not a sexy cat, or a sexy maid, or a sexy bottle of Suave Men 3 in 1 Citrus Rush Shampoo, Conditioner and Body Wash. Youâre just your sad little self, and that should be enough.â
NU Student Dresses Up As Politician Dressed Up In Blackface
âHunterâs political commentary on Justin Trudeau circa 2001 may have offended some of our peers,â stated Smithâs roommate Brock Brunson, âbut how is he supposed to be held accountable for his actions AND have a wild Halloweekend?!â
Virginia Governor: âSo What if I Like Ghosts?â
Virginia Governor Ralph Northam might have more skeletons in his closet than a necrophilic anatomy teacher. Last week a photo from Northamâs yearbook page resurfaced showing two people, one in black face and the other in a Ku Klux Klan hood. Or so it seemed. Shortly after the photo was published, Northam identified himself as the man in white but was quick to defend himself. âI was clearly wearing a ghost costume for a Halloween party. And so what if
Student Uncertain About Halloweekend Dates Drinks for Two Weeks Straightâš
Costumes reportedly included timeless classics such as a slutty devil, slutty cat, and slutty alien, but also included throwback outfits like slutty â80s workout instructor and topical statements such as a slutty absentee ballot.
Area Nudist Dresses Up for Halloween
âUsually I just put a napkin on my pecker to make it look like a ghost, but this year the community is expecting something more,â Scoggs explained to the press.