Michael Jackson Appears in Lecture, Introduces Self with Hee/Hee Pronouns
“How do you know which ‘hee’ is the past participle?”
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Scientists Discover Girls’ Bathroom in Locy is a Portal to Hell
“It just seemed right,” said Satan. “Even I was creeped out by the Locy basement—I was like, ‘wow, looks like someone beat me to it.’”
Ukulele Club Ends in Satanic Chorus to Jason Mraz
The Ukulele Club has been at the center of controversy beyond the mysterious disappearances of small animals during renditions of “Lucky.”