Off-campus Student Considers Cleaning Fridge
“Thinking of cleaning out the old fridge,” Orozco said in a 3:21 a.m. tweet. “Want to wait until the time is right, though.”
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Sex Week Comes Early, Organizers Embarrassed
“Frankly, we, the organizers of Sex Week, were just as blindsided as the students. The whole thing just blew up in our face. It was a complete mess.”
Off-Campus Party Gross, Just Fucking Gross
“It was so damn hot in there, people were sweating like pigs, and on top of all that, the beer pong balls kept landing on the mildew in the back corner.”
BREAKING: Couple Upstairs Really Going At It Right Now
Reports from Allison Hall coming in just moments ago indicate that a couple upstairs is, in fact, really going at it right now.
Freshman Girl Falls into Sweat-Induced Coma at Frat Party
“When we got to the house she kept complaining about how hot and crowded it was. She even took off her monogrammed J.Crew cardi and draped it over her shoulders, even though I told her it made her look like a DAR member,” said the girl’s roommate.