Op-Ed: Unless they can touch his prostate, do NOT market your presents as “Gifts For Him”
If you want to see a man’s face light up, get him something that will leave his legs shaking and booty aching.
Tag Archives: Gifts
Floormate Thinks Socks on Doorknobs Are Gifts, His Collection is Growing Quite Large
Twenty students have already come to the floor RA with complaints that they witnessed Daniel once again pulling the socks off the handles and tucking them gently under his belt to later be thrown into a pile in his room.
NU Males to Completely Fuck Up Valentine’s Day
As of press time, Barish is still trying to pick out a convenience store card that exactly expresses his true feelings.