Freshman with broken leg really making the walk down Sheridan all about them and their crutches, huh?
I mean, he must be in pain, after all…even if the wincing and hobbling theatrics are for sure a liiiiiittle much.
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Freshmen From the South Feel That They’re Handling the Current Cold Temperatures Well
“I don’t even own a pair of pants, unless my silk romper counts. But, once I get cold, I can’t even feel my legs or arms anymore so it’s not too big of a deal.”
Not Again! Silly Freshman Gets Lost… In Underground Sex Ring
Gibbons’ unfortunate sex-ring escapade is just one of many kooky accidents that befall directionally-challenged first-years.
Freshmen Launch Survivor-Style Ceremony to Eliminate People from Groupme
“I will be launching a weekly ceremony to eliminate people from the GroupMe,” wrote Piper in an official press release to the GroupMe. “You can gain immunity from elimination by doing my laundry or locating a fork during lunchtime in Sargent.”
Bobb Students Discover “Throw-Up Holes” Actually Called Sinks
Freshmen were shocked to find out these conveniently located containers weren’t designed for their puking needs.
Freshman Theater Major Scoped Out Only Love Interest Who Can Stand Him
“If she’ll stick around for Frozen, she’ll stick around for anything. She’s a keeper.”
Idiot Freshman Can’t Find Building
“I guess it’s early and I’m still finding my way around,” White said, as if that were actually a thing.
Freshman Makes Eye Contact 14 Times in One Day
“I’ll stare right into their eyes and not say a single word. If their pupils dilate, that means it’s working.”
PA Group Found Dead in Human Knot
Brian McNulty, one of the workers who found Group 193, described the scene as “the single most confusing thing I have ever stumbled upon.”
Freshman Already Claiming Winter Quarter Will Go Better
After receiving a B+ on her first assignment, Summers believes all she needs is a fresh start. “I just had to accept that this was a bump in the road,” she told her best friend Heather Heathers.