J.D. Vance on validity of 2020 election: âBro, youâre not validâ
We decided to hire two of the countryâs best frat bros, Chad Trent and Trevor Brent, as debate advisors for J.D
We decided to hire two of the countryâs best frat bros, Chad Trent and Trevor Brent, as debate advisors for J.D
In an official statement released last week, a local frat brother has clarified that his body enters âheterostasisâ when he sleeps. Thaddeus St. John, a second-year member of Hetta Hetta Rho, put out the official statement last Tuesday after his biology seminar. âIt has come to my attention that most people enter a âhomo stasisâ when they fall asleep,â St. John wrote in the statement, which he posted to his Instagram story on Tuesday afternoon. âI just want to clarify
“I understand that boys will be boys, but nobody should have to endure the agony of a student a cappella show.”
“As time went on, the constant drunkenness and mild-homoeroticism really made me feel comfortable.â
Per University policy, a travel advisory is in effect for large portions of the frat quad. Students are warned that accepting any free merchandise may result in violence. Last week, Trent Chadwick, WCAS â21, was found stripped and bound outside of SPAC with a crude mountain range spray painted on his chest.
âWe just barely got out of there before Mortyâs wrecking ball crew came in and demolished the whole frat quad.â
âWhen he walked in the room the first day of the quarter and started riffing about Aladdin and magic carpets, I had a feeling he wouldnât last long,â classmate Shannon Halpert said.
A recent study by the Northwestern University Department of Classics shows that everyone but you is rushing. The study reveals that all of your friends are currently planning on joining a Fraternity or Sorority.
Northwestern Alumni and Father Brett Connors, 52, was caught drunkenly hitting on his daughter at a homecoming party this weekend.
I deeply regret not getting as turnt as I said I did.