Op-Ed: The Turducken Is Not Real
We are not sheep, America. WAKE UP!!!
We are not sheep, America. WAKE UP!!!
His savvy entrepreneurship made him the BANE of the Union Pacific Railroad!
âYou are what you eat, you know?â says Beremy Injoux.
President Morton Shapiro, after consulting the University Board, released in a tweet that by 2020, Northwestern will be officially renamed âAvoiding UChicago.â
âFirst margarine and now this? I didnât serve two years in the military, get dishonorably discharged, and move back in with my parents just for someone to confuse me with a quadruple negative!â
Blood mixed with yogurt as students clawed and growled at each other over the food Plex employees were dumping directly onto the tile.
Theyâre orange, powdery and drenched in milk. Seemingly unassuming, they manage to divide the masses like none other. Itâs rare that such a small thing can cause such polarization, but they do so with aplomb. Yes, I am talking about cheetos in milk. And yes, I think theyâre the best winter vegetable out there (and I know many of you will disagree). Cheetos in milk get a lot of flak, and I have to admit that I was also once
Beginning this quarter, the Frontera Fresco Mexican grill located in the Norris Center will now be open just fifteen minutes a week, from 4:30 A.M. to 4:45 A.M.
“Weâre looking to spread our brand throughout the entire campus and dominate dining services at Northwestern.â
Reportedly, a confused Sterling decided to start wandering through Elder Dining Hall under the mistaken assumption that there was food in Elder Dining Hall.