The Chipettes are sunshine and rainbows with a side of pizzaz. Theyâre furry, but theyâre not furries, making them perfectly dad-appropriate. And they have just enough sass to entertain a man who has lost his personality and the love of his life.
Thereâs no pentagram on the floor but the cult of acapella consumes public spaces… But life could be worse, right? You could be a white woman.
When asked to comment, the stand-up comic maintained that a gentleman ânever bangs our Lord and tells”.
Iâm writing this in a public newspaper editorial because I donât really feel comfortable giving you my number.
âFuck you, Sheila, I can write women,â
âThey usually stock all the chips on the other side of the store, but for some reason these Tampax chips are over here with all the cough medicine.”
The Trump transition team suggested that the job offer was Hillaryâs biggest win since the popular vote.
The two wives debated the extent to which Motherâs Day was a means for people who love each other to express their feelings or yet further evidence of institutionalized sexism within our great nationâs borders.
Representative Brett Guthrie said, “Look, a man makes a dollar and a woman makes sixty cents. Thatâs following the three-fifths compromise to a T. I donât see what the big deal is.”
I CANâT grow a beard, and when I walk down Sheridan, my hairless, female face literally being ASSAULTED by gale force winds, itâs both oppressive and marginalizing to see these fur-faced misogynists gloating in their superiority and facial warmth.