Morty Further Delays Sheridan Construction to Play with Kickass Bulldozer
“Morty doesn’t have a long attention span. Soon he’ll be caught up in his next misadventure and construction can continue as planned. No biggie.”
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Local Saint Tips Chipotle Worker with Spare Change After Ignoring Three Homeless People
Other Chipotle workers expressed similar beliefs about Klight’s generosity and holiness, and reportedly pray for the day when he returns and puts a single dollar bill into the tip jar.
Evanston Grants Starbucks Liquor License; New Menu Leaked