Following Defeat, O’Donnell Relapses into Witchcraft, Masturbation
“Curiously, she tends to yell Obama’s name during both.”
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Evanston Vampires Pretty Damn Tired of Spending All Their Time at Burger King
EVANSTON—If you ask any member of the Evanston vampire community, you’ll find they have something that’s been bothering them: they are getting pretty goddamn tired of spending all their time at Burger King. According to one such vampire, Count Wilhelm Von Terror, the Evanston undead scene lacks nearly all the amenities found in nearly all other cities. “Basically, you have two types of vampire hotspots around the world. There are your old vampire communities like Transylvania, where you spend most
Dillo Day Issue: Ugh, Regina, Shut the Fuck Up Already
Oh shit! This is really shitty music man. How long have I been out here? It’s only 1:34? Man, she’s been singing with that piano for the longest damn time. This music sucks! She’s hot though, so it’s ok. Wait, no, I think I’m starting to lose my buzz. She’s not as attractive now. I’m not as attractive now. Shit. Shit. Shit. Run back to the house, ok, jungle juice…no. Bud light…no. Ah, here it its, Smirnoff [gulp] ahhhhh no
Dillo Day Issue: Dillo FAY yeahBut like regina spector
By An Actual Drunk Man* So its been a great dfay. It’s been fucking difficult trying to login to write this ariticel. Â I mena so what if my password was wrong the first threew times shouldnty i still be able to use my free speech. Its the first ammendment. Â I shall not be silenced by the password code. Â What was i writing abouyt? Â of yeah dillo day. Â Dydude we dont evewn have any armadillos here . Â ity should have