Northwestern Unveils New Slogan: “Yum Yum Yum Money Money Money Yum Money Yum”
“We wanted to distance ourselves from this debate over work culture and proper mental care to focus on what we think the university really stands for. Money.”
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Morty: New Athletic Facility Matters
Sources out of Morty’s office report that he has placed the new athletic facility at the top of his list of priorities, right above talking to rich white people who have a lot of money.