âGosh darnâ thought WCAS Junior Alberto Munez, as he realized he hadnât been paying attention to his psychology professors lecture for the past 10 minutes as he pondered his own lonely, miserable existence.
âI canât get out of bed in the morning, but you can bet that Iâll have a good time riffing off of that for the Flipside,â said Chen.
“We at CAPS strive to affirm the appallingly fragile, extrinsically-fixed self-worth of our former best and brightest.”
The glass ceiling in the atrium creates an image strikingly similar to your precious beau when they realized it wasnât working between the two of you, and never would.
âIâve been practicing all week in front of my mirror. Letâs just say everyoneâs gonna love my fireman bit,â Westwood said with an utterly pitiful wink.
