“Morty floods our inboxes every day with notifications about yet another tuition hike and impassioned rants about why cats are better than dogs. Whenever a student objects, he immediately blocks them so that they can’t respond to his emails. Then, he goes onto their course pages and secretly changes the dates of all their midterms.”
“Do I sometimes get jealous of other rankings and their hot Ivy League partners? Sure. But Morty is my man, and I think Northwestern University is a great school to be with,” the ranking said.
I’m not paranoid calling a shoveling service when I see snow piling up in my driveway I just don’t think it belongs in my community.
She keeps writing little notes with my name and sticking them on my door.”
This is a foolproof list of creative locations that will have that hottie you’ve had your eye on ready to commit.
With the annual homecoming dance game approaching this Saturday, the Flipside knows you have a special someone on your mind. Whether its the cute girl in your chemistry lab or the cute girl in your physics lab, these innovative ideas will be sure to get you the date of your dreams. It’ll be the homecoming you always dreamed of, and more. [slideshow_deploy id=’22444′]
We’ve rated Northwestern’s top 100 prospects, from the good to the bad to the nonexistent. Just like the NFL draft, we’re not picking any RBs and we’re definitely not picking Kain Colter.