BREAKING: Chips Ahoy! Employees Test Negative for COVID-19, Positive for Scurvy
The highly complex testing process included having blood drawn, mopping the deck and sparring with a member of a feuding ship.
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Pfizer Reports Vaccine Effective For 90% of People! Other 10% Contract Chlamydia.
Over the last 8 months, the world has anxiously awaited the development of a cure for COVID-19. However, Pfizer has announced a new vaccine that successfully protects 90% of all people who take it against COVID-19. While many see this as the end-all to coronavirus, others are skeptical over the efficacy of the vaccine. âEver since I signed up to test the vaccine, my balls have been itchingâ, said Jay Mast, who asked to remain anonymous, âat first I thought
Op-Ed: I Canât be the Impostor, I was Filling Out my Daily Symptoms on the Northwestern Symptom Tracker App
Taking advantage of the popularity of Among Us, Northwestern has decided to create a similar game to encourage students to complete tasks that they usually avoid, such as signing up for the NCA career fair.
Freshman Outruns Coronavirus in New Back to School Light-Up Skechers
âOnce the lights start blinking, itâs a warning to predators and pathogens alike: donât mess with the Thermoflash.â
First Half of CDC Meeting Just Rose Bud Thorn
âWe were totally gonna get to the whole testing kit thing, but Brandon brought up the point that ending on a thorn lets bad energy into the room,â
Flat Earth Society Speaks Out Against Dr. Fauci: âThe Curve Does Not Existâ
“Join our movement today and reject the orb-obsessed mainstream.â
Fox Donates Masked Singer Costumes to Medical Professionals
âWe saw this as a great opportunity to take care of our medical heroes,â said Megan Locke, a producer on the show. âPlus, the free publicity doesnât hurt.â
âWell, well, well, whoâs laughing now?â Says Student Spending Spring Break in Tiny Deep Sea Capsule
âThey all called me âJenny the Weirdo,â âJenny the Deep Sea Freak,â âJenny-the-girl-who-got-her-head-stuck-inside-a-beaker-during-a-bio-lab,ââ said Smeely, âOh how the tables have turned!â