Circle Circle Dot Dot Cooties Vaccine Enters Testing Phase
Playground researchers have managed to develop an experimental vaccine using top notch Crayola Magic Marker technology, reducing the risk of cooties transmission by up to 30%.
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Area Third Graders Eager to Contribute to Gross Output Indicator
Many referred to a recent survey by the Pew Institute where 82% indicated they picked their nose recently, 74% said they’d picked a scab, and 22% reported having eaten a bug or worm intentionally in the past 60 days.
[Nostalgia Issue] Chet Haze Remembers When He Used to Hold All The Girls’ Hands
I was so torn at recess, yo. There were always some pretty fine honeys with Malibu-Rum-smooth hands, gathered around the hopscotch court, but me, I was the gangSTAR-ass player of the kickball team.