After his first ten years in the Shadow Lands between human consciousness and the turbulent, virus-ridden hivemind underscoring the entire known universe, the Hat Man even returned to Bain for six months as an executive recruiter.
“He proceeded to bend down, removing the goldfish from its bowl, and drop it straight into his mouth.”
If the career fair hasn’t gotten you down yet, your dwindling student checking account definitely has. It’s time to get a job.
Students seemed really relieved that we only require five rounds of interviews, beating a certain number of other candidates in armed mud-wrestling, and a flawless performance of a blood sacrifice of an orphan.