The odds that your professor has done something problematic that has ended up online are incredibly high. All you need to do is find the evidence.Â
Seriously, why do I register with the freshmen when I am fully a junior??
“This definitely isn’t the first time Morty has had to cancel class due to his forgetfulness. One day during my sophomore year, we couldn’t have morning classes because Morty forgot to wake up the professors.”
“If all goes well with this pilot program,” the email continued, “we will offer Sunday classes in the 2015-16 school year.”
“It’s sad we don’t have anything to put on our website today,” agreed President Andrew Schneider. “Our Facebook page is going to have embarrassingly little content on it this week.”