Sword Appears in the Rock: Who is Worthy?
Reports indicate that only an individual who has achieved greatness at Northwestern will be able to remove the weapon from the Rock.
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Northwestern Currently Engaged in Cover-Up Which Will Affect You in 10 Years
“We’re not bad people and we didn’t start this,” said a high-ranking Northwestern faculty member who the reporters of 2024 will agree was a bad person who started the scandal.
Basketball Coach Chris Collins Inducted into Northwestern Hall of Fame
Tears were shed as the hero of the day approached the microphone for a speech. Patricia Telles-Irvin was spotted comforting Pat Fitzgerald, softly purring, “There, there. Who needs the Big Ten? You got Maine and that was good!”