Next time you get a friendâs husband to cheat on her with you, perhaps try not writing about âSteveâs mind-blowing oralâ on your sexual health blog.
Whatâs going on Flippy? Now mommy is calling Victoria daddyâs âwhore.â Maybe âwhoreâ also means âdaughter?â Because Victoria sure does call him âdaddyâ a lot. Is Victoria my sister?
A rule breach in a game of Guess Who could result in Moriarty Schapiro going on a long time out, or even getting grounded for a few days.
“After the time came for the short answer section, the tapping went from âAmateur Drum Soloâ to âPissed-Off Flock of Woodpeckers.â”
Dubbed âcrossbow-gate,â the Patriotsâ latest tactic is projected to push the odds to the Patriotsâ favor. Studies show that football teams that use crossbows win 97% of the time against teams that do not use crossbows.
“The United States is not, has never, and would never cooperate with the Russians on awarding each other higher scores. We would consider conniving with the Germans or Canadians, but we asked them and they refused.”