Since initial trading began at the Chicago Board of Exchange two weeks ago, investors have flocked to obtain the wristband and despite the trading cap at maximum three bands per investor, the commodity is flying off the shelves.
His most famous song, “It’s Oh So Cooperative,” an ode to their model of socially coordinated capitalism, has been a Billboard Top 100 hit in Sweden for decades.
All across campus, students can be seen wearing chainz around their necks, while pointing at females and shouting things along the lines of “she got a big booty so I call her big booty” and “bad bitch contest you in first place.”