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Tag Archives: Candy
Report: Candy Corn “Okay”
“Both candy corn and its enjoyers have no taste, will show up uninvited at your Halloween parties and can, if so compelled, clog up your ear.”
Morty Hoping He’ll Get More than Natty Light While Trick or Treating at Frat Houses
“I am hoping by the end of this I will have enough candy to last until Christmas. Maybe they’ll even throw a few Keystones in there too.”
CAPS to Hand Out SSRIs to Trick-or-Treaters
“As a grown man living in America in 2017, I know that people just want the quickest possible solution to their mental health problems, and giving them drugs is easier than talking to them about their issues.”
Joe Biden Found Hiding Candy around West Wing for Next President
Biden explained it is the most important job he’s had as vice president.
The Top 5 Treats to Look for on Halloween
While everyone loves to get a nice Snickers bar or Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup, there are a few treasures worth so much more than a silly piece of candy!
Candy Company Releases Chocolate Passover Bunny
The “Passover Bunny” was designed to capture the joy of hunting for colorful Easter eggs while remembering the blood, sweat and tears of one’s ancestors.
Candy Crush Makers Trademark “Candy,” Thousands of Topless Dancers “So Fucking Pissed”
Candi, Candee, and Kandy were fined for violations as well.