
Area Pothead Disappointed to Learn Meaning of “Bowl-Eligible”

Sources confirmed that area pothead Sean Elvin, SESP ’19, was gravely disappointed to learn the real meaning of a “bowl-eligible” football team.
Sources confirmed that area pothead Sean Elvin, SESP ’19, was gravely disappointed to learn the real meaning of a “bowl-eligible” football team.
“It seemed right that we should let the other team score a few times before the game started.”