UChicago Frats Deny Racism, Point to Black Neighbors
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Point/Counterpoint: What Color is the Dress?
This is obvious to all people with eyes. I’m confused as to why we’re even discussing this because it is so clear to me and every other sane human alive that this dress is white and goddamn gold.
Asshole Student Group Paints Over Emotionally Charged Message on Rock with Lame Advertisements for their Stupid Club
What kind of dicks paint over a racially significant message with white paint?
Vatican Levels Playing Field by Instituting Affirmative Action in Pope Election
VATICAN CITY — With Pope Benedict XVI resigning this week to focus on his rap career, the Vatican is scurrying to find a worthy replacement. However, due to the cost of the Church’s golden and elaborate hats, the Papacy’s finances are in trouble. As a result, the Vatican is pushing for more affirmative action to obtain grants from organizations advocating for racial equality worldwide. The first choice for Pope is a man from Ghana, Cardinal Peter Kodwo Appiah Turkson. When
Tyler Perry Makes Movie About Black People
HOLLYWOOD—Lionsgate Entertainment announced Tuesday that filmmaker Tyler Perry has plans to create a picture about African-Americans. The movie is to be released in theaters on October 23rd, but most critics are surprised that it managed to break free of the “straight-to-DVD” branding of most “stupid” movies. “This is a huge step forward in filmmaking,” said Cornelius Jones, a Lionsgate executive. “Never before has there been a film geared mostly towards an ethnic audience about a single ethnic group. [Perry] is
White House to Be Painted Half Black
Cheney Defends Torture Policies, Jim Crow Laws, Compromise of 1850
WASHINGTON—In yet another press conference, former Vice-President Dick Cheney reiterated his support for George W. Bush’s torture policies, comparing them to other unpopular legislation that was once heavily supported. “President Bush’s stance on torture regarding Guantanamo Bay detainees is not unlike the Jim Crow Laws of the 19th and 20th centuries,” said Cheney to a room of 250 reporters from all around the world. “They both did a lot of good for a lot of people, and they’ve both received