In the Name of Political Correctness, Joe Biden Refers to the “Humanitarian Crisis in Yemen” as the “Humanitarian Crisis in Yepeople”
“I call on every patriotic American to recognize that the plight of the people of Yepeople.”
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White House Reports Biden Has Been Stuck on Level 3 of Candy Crush Since Inauguration
âItâs sad to see Joe struggle so much,â his wife Dr. Jill commented during the press release. âI donât know how to tell him he needs to use his magic lollipop booster.â
Biden Rejects Student Loan Forgiveness Plan, Salty Because He Just Finished Paying His Student Loans
For decades, Biden has been spotted working weekends at Sunglass Hut, presumably to pick up some extra cash. It is unclear whether or not he will continue working now that his loans are paid off.
Potential Biden Cabinet: President-Elect Eyeing SkyÀllsborg, Jill Biden Believes Grönkulla Matches Kitchen Counters Better
“Biden confused reporters with his inability to clarify whether he was talking about a person or furniture.”
Biden Mocks Trump Who âProbably Isnât Getting Laid At Allâ In Quarantine
âI really feel for Olâ Donald during his period of isolation. I simply cannot imagine a night without the tunes boppinâ, a drink in my hand, and a hot wife to rail, much less two weeks! Itâs truly a tragedy of our generation.â
Mr. Ratburn Endorses Buttigieg, says He Best Represents the Gay Elitist Rat Demographic
“If me and my husband are cute enough to get every conservative state but Alabama to run our wedding on childrenâs network television, Pete and Chasten are for sure cute enough for any other issues with his platform to just get totally overlooked.â
Biden Suggests Having His âTechyâ Niece Take a Crack at Iowa Voting App
âWhy, back in nineteen-tickety-six if something broke, you fixed it. Simple as that. I donât see what the hold-up is here,â said Biden. The former vice president then went on to tell a long-winded personal anecdote about his fatherâs days as a used car salesman.
Biden Tries to Boost National Economy with Meth Lab
WASHINGTON — After a recent fire was put out in the West Wing of the White House, investigators found Vice President Biden and Former President Clinton working on a meth lab to help alleviate the United Statesâ financial woes. The subsequent investigation and closure of the operation revealed unimagined details about the inner workings of the White House. Biden commented, âListen, I talked to Bernanke, he kept saying a bunch of bullshit about interest rates and bubbles as if I
Biden Accidentally Declares War on Iran
WASHINGTON — Vice President Joe Biden may have instigated World War III last night during a last-minute campaign stop at Georgetown University. The gaffe-prone politician was delivering a short speech encouraging students to vote when he accidentally declared war on Iran. âWeâre still not entirely sure what happened,â White House aide Michael Howard explained. âOne minute heâs reading from a prepared statement about the Founding Fathers and the next heâs assembling the Joint Chiefs of Staff to authorize a pre-emptive
The Flipside’s First Quadrennial Editorial Board Presidential Endorsement
After considering all probable consequences on ourselves, on the United States, on the whole world, and most importantly, on The Northwestern Flipside, we are proud to endorse Governor Mitt Romney and Vice President Joe Biden for president and vice president in the 2012 election.