McCarthy confessed that he had been taking solace in his diary and had been writing the lyrics āI’m grateful all the time/ I’m sexy, and I’m kind/ I’m pretty when I cry.ā
“Thereās nothing like the bonding time you get when youāre third in line for your floorās only shower”
The council passed a new ordinance today mandating that no individual under the age of 21 within the city limits may go to a publicly accessible restroom without parental supervision.
Since NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio earned the condemnation of millions of New Yorkers for eating pizza with a fork and knife, he has been on a quest to redeem himself as the champion of the middle class.
Area Man Walks into Girl’s Bathroom
BOISE, IDāFormer Sen. Larry Craig, R-Idaho, publicly confessed his āgreat loveā for āthe glorious art of tap-danceā on a press conference Tuesday. He started his press conference with a string of praise for former Rep. Tom DeLay, R-Texas, whose recent performances on ABCās āDancing with the Starsā has triggered a dancing boom among the echelons of former Republican politicians. āA star is born,ā squealed the former senator, discussing DeLayās performance Monday night. āI knew that under his āhammerā persona, there