Ask Flippy: How does Santa get into the residence halls if there’s no chimney?
I’m a little concerned – how does Santa Claus get into the dorms if they don’t have chimneys?
Tag Archives: Alcoholism
[Denial Issue] It’s Not Alcoholism, I Swear
What, are you all going to lord my mistakes over me just because I commit them on a weekly basis?
[Graduation Issue] Study: 50% of Graduating Seniors Already Alcoholics
“The real world is gonna hit these poor schmucks like a sack of bricks,” Shamberg noted, sneaking sips from a hip-flask between questions.