Alabama Outlaws Waking Up From A Pregnancy Nightmare: “Ending a Dream Baby’s Life is Punishable by Death”
“The audacity to wake up from a dream in the middle of a baby’s development, well, that is just downright cruel!”Â
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Man With Truck Nuts Weighs in on Masculinity Discussion
“It’s just not manly, real men are strong warriors! A man in a dress couldn’t protect his family!”
Twins Named Georgia and Alabama Opt for Name Change
“It’s like they think they’re fully autonomous people or somethin!”
Prior To Resigning, Jeff Sessions Jails One More Minority For “Old Times’ Sake”
“I knew that I had to go out with one last humdinger.”
Democrats Pull Off Major Victory in War on Christmas
“I can’t wait to personally feed every hardworking family’s Christmas tree into a wood chipper.”