Mayfest Exec Prays to Audros, Lithuanian God of Storms
Many executive board members agree that praying to the Ancient Baltic deity would be an effective way to mitigate the effects of bad weather.
Many executive board members agree that praying to the Ancient Baltic deity would be an effective way to mitigate the effects of bad weather.
His most famous song, “It’s Oh So Cooperative,” an ode to their model of socially coordinated capitalism, has been a Billboard Top 100 hit in Sweden for decades.
All across campus, students can be seen wearing chainz around their necks, while pointing at females and shouting things along the lines of “she got a big booty so I call her big booty” and “bad bitch contest you in first place.”