
What They Donāt Tell You About Crack: āHoly Shit This Stuff Is Fucking Great!ā

Itās so great, I actually can’t imagine what my life would be like without my beloved crack, I really canāt!
Itās so great, I actually can’t imagine what my life would be like without my beloved crack, I really canāt!
Look, man, I admit maybe I shouldnāt have drunk that whole bowl of ayahuasca brew that uncontacted tribe in Paraguay sent me, but I swear to you Iām not messing around here. Call me crazy if you want, but that UFO came down in the field by my house in 2012 and when the little aliens came out they told me to shoot John Lennonās abused son, Julian Lennon.
It continued until the outbreak ended and I returned to my dorm to realize that I, Diego Guerrero, have become the last surviving Elderite.