To My Teachers: Maybe Itās Good That Iām Not Using My Full Potential
Maybe Iām the only thing that stands between the world and the madness that is me.
Category Archives: No. 397
Iām On The Deanās List, Little Does He Know Heās On Mine Too
Iām going to get that son of a bitch.
Breaking: Theatre Kid Pretty Sure “Defying Gravity” is what an Orgasm Feels Likeļæ¼
āIād only read about it in that book about my changing body my parents gave me when I was 13,ā he told Flipside. Although he admits to doing some āonline studyingā about the subject before he came to Northwestern, he insists that was just so he could be better prepared in case the school put on a production ofĀ Cabaret.Ā
Fall Quarter In Review: I Could Die On This Campus And Nothing Would Change
What a quarter this has been. From late nights ripping my hair out behind a bookshelf in Core, to late nights ripping my hair out in the corner of the quiet section in Mudd, I truly feel like Iāve reached the limit of what Iām going to accomplish at Northwestern. This has all brought me to one conclusion: I could die and nothing on this campus would change. If I got rolled over by a steam roller, Iād just be
Ask Flippy: Why did AJ and Big Justice Give Five Big Booms to that Car?
Backstabber. Et tu, AJ and Big Justice?
Never Fucking Leaving: Trudeau Actually Planning to “Put on a Little Makeup” and Re-run for Prime Minister Disguised as Black Politician
Immediately following Trudeauās resignation as Canadaās Prime Minister, he was spotted stalking up on shades of foundation and concealer that a panicked Sephora representative said ātotally did not match his skin tone.ā