“OH MY GOD I DON’T FUCKING CARE”: The 7 Words That Lost Me My Therapy Job
My client talked about how he felt like half a human, and all I could think about was getting my hands on a half-pound burger.
Category Archives: Year 16
Book Ban Takes Effect at Schoolhouse Rock
Famous for its groundbreaking junction of education, music, and, um, junctions, the iconic educational institute Schoolhouse Rock has come under fire for its recent book ban. The administration has begun removing a variety of books from shelves that they have deemed to be harmful to the student body, including To Kill a Mockingbird and “Lolly, Lolly, Lolly, Get Your LGBTQ+ Here.” In a press conference on Tuesday, the Principal of Schoolhouse Rock, Dr. Justin A. Bill, stated, “Our children should
New Year New Me: How to Get Off the Sex Offender’s Registry And Onto The Dean’s List In Seven Specific Steps
Unfortunately, I recently found myself in a situation I never thought possible; facing the consequences of my own actions.
BREAKING: Local Adoption Center FIRE SALE! Everything Must GO! While Supplies Last
ValueChild Homers, Evanston’s local child adoption center, has announced their annual fire sale. In order to reduce inventory, ValueChild Homers is offering up to 50% off their original prices, and the Evanston community couldn’t be more excited.
We Asked Northwestern’s Men’s Basketball Team Where They Were When Gene Wilder Died
In honor of Bee-One-Gee basketball starting up again, our dedicated sports journalists here at The Flipside asked our own Wildcat Men’s Basketball Team where they were when Gene Wilder died. Brooks Barnhizer: I was at home with my family, when suddenly we got the call to turn the TV on to the news. I almost couldn’t believe my eyes, that he was really gone. I knew right then and there that our country would never be the same. Ty Berry:
“Ahahaha Saltburn Was Sooooo Crazy,” Says Friend Unaware They Will Die On March 17, 2054 In A Tragic Bus Fire
“I mean, it was probably one of the weirdest films I’ve ever seen. Like I was cringing in the theater,” she continued, without knowing that the bus fire will claim Amanda as its only casualty.
BREAKING: Scientists Confirm Nicotine Addictions Actually Do Count Regardless of Whether or Not You’ve Just Come Back From Study Abroad
“Like hello, the first person to offer me a cigarette was wearing Chanel and Dior head to toe. Of course I trusted her.”
NFL Prepares to Celebrate MLK Day by Changing Signature Endzone Phrase “End Racism” to “End Racism NOW!”
For Roger, the changes weren’t quick enough. The fans were changed – some of them even got the phrase tattooed – yet it was clear: racism still existed. First, they thought maybe they should change the font – would comic sans be more eye-catching? Then, maybe the color – was it problematic the words were painted in white?
Spotify Wrapped Ruffles Feathers By Featuring Independent Taiwan as Location
This past November, as we’ve seen so many times before, Spotify Wrapped took the world by storm with its sleek presentation style and the implementation of geographical identifications according to your listening habits. Some users, however, said they received an odd and politically contentious message that read, “This year, your listening took you places, and one place listened just like you: the independent nation of Taiwan.” Some of our readers may know that the political status of Taiwan is a
Local Man Falls Down Well, Finds He Is No Longer Well, Found By Well Wellness Checker, States, “Well, well, well”
What happened next, nobody could foretell.