COVID test burglary results in one swab for everyone to share
In the aftermath of the theft, the one swab, dubbed âOle Faithfulâ, could be found lying underneath the ransacked shelves of its fallen brethren.
Category Archives: Year 14
Local Mobster Can’t Believe You’re Asking Him If He Stole 4,500 COVID Tests On The Day of His Daughter’s Wedding
âAuthority. Betrayal. And super-spreader events.â
Ruh-Roh! Scooby Doo Found Dead in Fatal Van Accident at 52
The accident occurred at approximately 3:00 A.M. in what first responders are calling âa blatant breach of car safety lawsâ and a result of âsome kind of drug-induced hysteriaâ.
New Marvel Movie Dares to Ask the Question: âWhat If We Made A New Marvel Movie?â
âOur goal in making this movie is to go where even the greatest pieces of cinema in history havenât goneâby using the same formula we used the last 25 times.â
Michael Jackson Appears in Lecture, Introduces Self with Hee/Hee Pronouns
âHow do you know which âheeâ is the past participle?â
Ask Flippy: What if President Blank’s Lawn isn’t Large Enough to Protest On? What if Her Windows Shut and Her Doors Lock??
Plus, old white people love their lawns, and Iâve heard that garden gnomes make for great projectiles.
In the Name of Political Correctness, Joe Biden Refers to the “Humanitarian Crisis in Yemen” as the “Humanitarian Crisis in Yepeople”
“I call on every patriotic American to recognize that the plight of the people of Yepeople.”
5 Group Costumes Your Friends Will Try To Rope You Into And 20 Slightly Different Ways to Say “Haha Maybe….”
For every âguys, how about sexy anti-vaxxers?â there will always be a âlol I donât know maybe lol.â
Local South Campus Manâs Legs Too Thin, Gangly to Walk All the Way to Tech
Passersby described him as âpathetic,â and having âlimbs that look like a strong breeze could either break them or just blow them off altogether.â
Damn It! Kickass Sermon Rudely Interrupted by Rapture
The small mayonnaise boy ascended right out of the pastorâs skillful fingertips.