āItās not bad at all,ā she said. āI havenāt talked to my husband in almost a decade, and Iām growing hair out of holes I didnāt even know I had. So I canāt complain.ā
“You know, like, how heās so tall and sheās so short that it looks like heās going to develop chronic back issues from having to stoop down to kiss her? Thatās what I want.ā
No matter the slack you get from the Moms of Springfield Facebook group, donāt stop partying!
The public response appears to be mostly positive. The LGBTQ+ community has been quick to embrace this advancement of relations between machine and man, hailing it as āthe Third Industrial Revolutionā.
I took it upon myself to travel to The Skeld to investigate just how good of a democracy they have.
āI really feel for Olā Donald during his period of isolation. I simply cannot imagine a night without the tunes boppinā, a drink in my hand, and a hot wife to rail, much less two weeks! Itās truly a tragedy of our generation.ā
āWe were totally gonna get to the whole testing kit thing, but Brandon brought up the point that ending on a thorn lets bad energy into the room,ā
We here at the Flipside are also happy to report that Hannah Griffin now has 3 kids, all of which are inexplicably named Zayden.
Next time you get a friendās husband to cheat on her with you, perhaps try not writing about āSteveās mind-blowing oralā on your sexual health blog.
āHer body may be slowly eroding, but thatās a-okay, because she definitely doesnāt have Strep!ā said Dr. Lou.