Area Man Eating in Front Window of Taco Bell Really Hates Himself
The quesarito is his only source of joy left in the world.
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Northwestern Announces Campus Live-In Requirement for Sophomores: Dormcest Officially 200% More Awkward
“Oh, hi.”
Freshman Girl Starts Fashion Blog, Revolutionizes Journalism
New Ukraine President, Dubbed “Chocolate King”, Will Give Factory to Nicest Boy
Apple Buys Single Pair of Beats Headphones for $3.2 Billion
[Small Town Issue] Myrtle Johnson, 83: Porch a Great Place to Watch the Neighbors and Sip Lemonade
Bloomberg: “Godzilla’s BMI is a concern”
New York Times: All the News Fit for a Man to Print
Haze Joins Gosling-Culkin Shirtception War
Only a matter of time before Morty joins in.
Design Students Pitch Ideas to Add Huge Bong to Elder Patio
“It should be artsy, yet functional. I’m thinking it should also be as big as four people.”