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Bruce Jenner Transitioning to Left Shark
BREAKING: Bobb Has RAs
We Forgot, We Forgot, the Fifth of November
“No no he’s like that guy in the Natalie Portman movie. Yeah, the one who tried to blow up Congress.”
Overexcited PA Still Trying to Make Group Sleepover Happen
Adorably Clueless Freshman Calls His Dorm “McCulloch”
Fireball and Antifreeze: Everything I Need To Survive the Winter in One Bottle
Remember to recycle your plastic handles because it’s #greencup
Area Man Eating in Front Window of Taco Bell Really Hates Himself
The quesarito is his only source of joy left in the world.
Northwestern Announces Campus Live-In Requirement for Sophomores: Dormcest Officially 200% More Awkward
“Oh, hi.”
Freshman Girl Starts Fashion Blog, Revolutionizes Journalism