Category Archives: Headline

Trump-Palin 2012: You’re Fired, Don’t Cha Know

April 24, 2011 Brian Earl Leave a comment

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Holocaust Denier Professor Butz Holds Bread-Eating Contest for Midterm over Passover

April 24, 2011 Sam Block Leave a comment

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Shurna Declares for NBA Draft, Announces Presidential Candidacy

April 21, 2011 Sam Block Leave a comment

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NU to move 2014 Wildcat Days to Orlando

April 20, 2011 Sam Block Leave a comment

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Tea Partier Mistakenly Purchases “The Complete Works of Anne Rice”

April 20, 2011 Andrew Schneider Leave a comment

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Rambling, Incoherent Drug Addict Found on Soapbox in Detroit

April 12, 2011 Andrew Schneider Leave a comment

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Gaddafi Found Playing “The Floor is Made of Lava” in Tripoli Bunker

April 5, 2011 Andrew Schneider Leave a comment

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Everyone Averts Eyes as Schapiro Pronounces it “Bob”

March 4, 2011 Clare Roth Leave a comment

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What the F#$ksaw Goes on in Human Sex?

March 4, 2011 Alex Finkelstein Leave a comment

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Communication Studies Students Accurately Divide Restaurant Bill, Plus Tip

March 4, 2011 Zach Silva Leave a comment

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