Category Archives: Headline

Penn State Recruiting Class Shaping Up Nicely

November 11, 2011 Sam Gutelle Leave a comment

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TLC Honors Gaddafi by Airing “What Not to Wear”

November 11, 2011 Flippy Leave a comment

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Texting mom says: “Bhmm @tt*”

October 30, 2011 Vicky Szuflita Leave a comment

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Seth Meyers Spots SoC Classmates at Homecoming, Realizes They’re Serving Drinks

October 25, 2011 Andrew Schneider Leave a comment

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Boreas, Greek God of Winter, Seeks to Smite Northwestern

October 25, 2011 Richie Hoffman Leave a comment

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Gaddafi’s Friends and Family Reminisce About Crazy Motherfucker

October 25, 2011 Richie Hoffman Leave a comment

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Time Traveler Attends Shaggy Concert, Mistakenly Thinks he’s Still Relevant

October 18, 2011 Laura McGehee Leave a comment

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Castrated Boy Sinks Cup, Gets Balls Back

October 18, 2011 Vicky Szuflita Leave a comment

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Girl tries to join Men Against Rape and Sexual Assault; No Means No

October 17, 2011 Clare Roth Leave a comment

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Freshmen Attend Football Game, Expect to Win

October 12, 2011 Tom Schroeder Leave a comment

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