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Obama Pardons Turkey; Gitmo Detainees Still Waiting

November 21, 2011 Flippy Leave a comment

           

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Hippies Hosed On Wall Street, Recieve First Shower In A Decade

November 21, 2011 Tom Schroeder Leave a comment

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[Future Issue: 2161] America Still Doesn’t Use Metric System

November 16, 2011 Nick Zessis Leave a comment

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[Future Issue: 2161] After Endless Struggle, Canadians Conquer World

November 14, 2011 Tom Schroeder

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[Future Issue: 2161] National Debt Reaches Heretofore-Unnamed Numbers; Congress Gridlocked Over Nomenclature

November 14, 2011 Sam Block Leave a comment

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[Future Issue: 2161] Lord ╒╤╤╧▲▪▫◙ Orders Earthlings to Stop Masturbating So Much

November 14, 2011 Tom Schroeder Leave a comment

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[Future Issue: 2161] “The Simpsons” Renewed for Two More Years

November 14, 2011 Tom Schroeder Leave a comment

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Kardashian Divorce Brought to you by Valtrex

November 11, 2011 Flippy Leave a comment

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Allison Hall and Bobb McCulloch Listed as “In a Relationship”

November 11, 2011 Vicky Szuflita Leave a comment

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Student Skips Midterm to Attend Midterm

November 11, 2011 Andrew Schneider Leave a comment

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