Category Archives: Headline

Mourdock’s Rape Comment Doesn’t Really Divert Attention Away from Affirmative Action Article

October 30, 2012 Caroline Picard Leave a comment

           

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East Coast Students Celebrate Canceled Classes (Due to Hurricane That Will Most Likely Kill Dozens)

October 29, 2012 Flippy Leave a comment

           

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Roommate Writes Sincere Apology Note, Sorry for Sexiling

October 27, 2012 Caroline Picard Leave a comment

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Barnes & Noble Hacked; Thieves Make Off with 70 Dollars

October 26, 2012 Andrew Schneider Leave a comment

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Forgetting What It Is They Do, NUCuisine Declares New “Food Day” Theme

October 25, 2012 Matt Ferro Leave a comment

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Area Creeper Uses Dearborn Telescope to Look Through Dorm Windows

October 24, 2012 Matt Ferro Leave a comment

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Romney, Stuck in 1970s, Stunned to Discover iPads Full of Women

October 23, 2012 Flippy Leave a comment

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Debate Covers Every Topic Except Foreign Policy

October 22, 2012 Caroline Picard Leave a comment

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Study: SCAPE Reduced Poverty in Greater Chicago Area by 70%

October 21, 2012 Flippy Leave a comment

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1 Dead, 4 Seriously Injured in Explosion; Blocked Lint Screen To Blame

October 21, 2012 Flippy Leave a comment

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