Category Archives: Headline

Romney-Ryan Camp: “We Will Not Let Our Campaign be Dictated by Election Results”

November 7, 2012 Alex Finkelstein Leave a comment

           

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Romney Reminds Ohioans That Win or Lose, He Has More Money Than All of Them Combined

November 6, 2012 Michael Guenzl Leave a comment

           

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Northwestern Election Watch Parties Outnumber Halloween Parties 2:1

November 6, 2012 Caroline Picard Leave a comment

           

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Lack of Time Travel Technology Prevents Area Man from Voting for 2008’s Barack Obama

November 6, 2012 Brian Earl Leave a comment

           

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Meat Loaf Sez: “Rock the Vote, Don’t Tip the Vote Over (to Obama)”

November 5, 2012 Alex Finkelstein Leave a comment

           

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Spanish-Language Voter Information Guide Accidentally Lists Correct Election Date

November 5, 2012 Brian Lee Leave a comment

           

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Google Self-Driving Car Gets Lost In Tech

November 2, 2012 Matt Ferro Leave a comment

           

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Area Pug Depressed, Worried He’ll Never Find Out Who’s a Good Boy

November 1, 2012 Adam Pecena Leave a comment

           

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Ancient Nerd Civilization Discovered Upon Opening Deering Doors

November 1, 2012 Adam Pecena Leave a comment

           

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Experts Confirm: Only Way to Win Affirmative Action Debate is to Keep Your Fucking Mouth Shut

October 31, 2012 Flippy Leave a comment

           

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