Category Archives: Headline

Upcoming Sequel to “The Last Exorcism” Forces Creators to Change Name of Original Movie to “The Second to Last Exorcism”

January 17, 2013 Michael Coe Leave a comment

           

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Mud Wrestling to Determine the 5 Remaining Spots in Class of 2017

January 15, 2013 Adam Pecena Leave a comment

           

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“Zero Dark Thirty” Blasted for Post-Credits Scene: “Dead” Bin Laden Suddenly Opens His Eyes

January 14, 2013 Andrew Schneider Leave a comment

           

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Breaking: The Fighting Methodist Becomes 15% Funnier by Laying Off Half Its Writers

December 17, 2012 Andrew Schneider Leave a comment

           

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[NU Spork] Four NU Students Attend Native American Heritage Dinner

December 6, 2012 Sam Block Leave a comment

             

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[NU Spork] Smaller Plates Increase Caloric Consumption, Going Back for Fourths

December 5, 2012 Caroline Picard Leave a comment

           

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[NU Spork] Secret Dining Hall Discovered in Basement of SMQ

December 4, 2012 Flippy Leave a comment

           

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[NU Spork] Allison’s Ellery Surpasses Morty’s Popularity

December 1, 2012 Flippy Leave a comment

           

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Starbucks to Stop Using Cocaine in Seasonal Lattes

November 28, 2012 Eric Vanchieri Leave a comment

             

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Asians Finally Relinquish Control over Northwestern after Thanksgiving Break Coup

November 28, 2012 Min Lee Leave a comment

             

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