Category Archives: Headline

New Radar Speed Sign on Sheridan Decreases Average Daily Accidents to Only 32

March 7, 2013 Caroline Picard Leave a comment

           

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Smash Mouth Shocked to Find Someone Actually Follows Their Facebook Page

March 4, 2013 Dean Meisel Leave a comment

             

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Budget-Conscious Sequestrian Club Forced to Put Down Their Horses

March 2, 2013 Andrew Schneider Leave a comment

           

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Area Man Thinks Academy Award Ceremony Involves a Mr. Oscar Distributing Statues of Himself

February 25, 2013 Rosie Lai Leave a comment

           

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Harry Potter Cruise Ship Inspires Hunger Games Knock-Off: One Will Survive

February 23, 2013 Flippy Leave a comment

           

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Bulgarian Government Collapses; Dozens Dead, Hundreds Still Missing

February 22, 2013 Flippy Leave a comment

           

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Even Meteors Hate Communism

February 21, 2013 Christian Hernandez Leave a comment

           

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Uggs’ New Line of Ice Skate Boots Are All the Rage on College Sidewalks

February 19, 2013 Bethany DeLong Leave a comment

           

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Irate David Bowie Demands to Know Why Reporter Wants *HIS* Opinion on Gay Marriage in UK

February 18, 2013 Flippy Leave a comment

           

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Boy Scouts to Begrudgingly Allow Gays, But Blacks Are Back Out

February 17, 2013 Flippy One comment

           

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