[Roaring ’20s Issue] Fraternity Rum Runners Fall into Lake Michigan, Die of Hypothermia
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[Roaring ’20s Issue] Class of 1924 Sets New Diversity Record of 3
[Roaring ’20s Issue] Area Man Invests in Stock Market, Asks “Wait, Why is this Newsworthy?”
“WHAT DO YOU KNOW THAT WE DON’T?!?” terrified investor screams at reporters
[Roaring ’20s Issue] Prohibition Ends, Evanston Unaffected
Socially Anxious Freshman Secretly Relieved by Dillo’s Five-Hour Break
Macklemore Would Have Played Dillo Day If We Had Asked
Study: Lakefill Made Entirely of Refuse from Previous Dillo Days
Walk the Moon to Host Dillo Day Henna Booth
Morty Never Signed Off on Dillo Day Headliner’s Contract, Thought it Was a Petition
Reminder: Your Student Group Only Got $20 This Quarter So Mayfest Could Bring Lunice to Campus