Presidents of College Republicans and College Democrats to Duel at Sunrise
“There’s a 47% chance we’re going to win,” says Republican.
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Brain-Dead Prodigy Discovers Cure for Nothing
ASG Shuts Down in Show of Solidarity; Campus Appreciably Improves
Ted Cruz Reads to Congress Favorite and Only Book He’s Ever Read
University Plans to Renovate Long Field, Make It Longer
NCAA to Compensate Student Athletes with Free Copies of NCAA Football 15
Chicago Manual of Style Updates Guidelines to Include “No Ketchup”
Sophmore Dies of Internal Bleeding Following 20th Successive “Welcome Back” Hug
Disillusioned Sophomore: “Man, But Actually, **** School!”
Area Freshman: “Welcome Week Wasn’t Too Tough, How Bad Could the Rest Be?”