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Northwestern Tour Guide Walks Backwards into Open Sewer Drain
“And here we have the Thomas Crapper Memorial…”
Humanity Returns from Eye Doctor; Hindsight Lowered to 40/20
House Committee Forms to Decide Which Hand They Should Use to Jerk Off
“I’m thinking right… Can we put this to a vote? No? Okay, how about left? No? Well. I’m glad we’re all on the same page.”
Line for Mailroom Extends into Southern Albuquerque
“Now I really need my geography textbook…”
20 Hospitalized with Vicious Infection from Really Viral Video
Lindsay Lohan Dead After Overkill on October 3 Mean Girls Jokes
Easyjet Refuses All Passengers Named “Bertha” and We Don’t Blame Them
“Stay there, we’ll fly without you.”
New Pope Smokes Pot with the Fellas
“Far out, man. Any thoughts on this, God?”
McCormick Student Lays Trail of Breadcrumbs to Avoid Getting Lost in Tech
Weinberg Student Follows Trail in Hopes of Finding a Major