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Joe Biden Extends His Most Sincere Condolences to the Philippians
NU Fashion Magazine Releases Issue of People Who Don’t Take Themselves Too Seriously
Just a bunch of people wearing jeans. Like, normal people.
Freshman with Hickey Really Impressing Friends
Yo man, that’s totally rad.
Freshman Successfully Manages to Wash Pair of Socks
However, the socks are no longer white. Not. Even. Close.
Tour of Broccoli Coming Soon To Cafeteria Near You
Northwestern to Upgrade from Three Quarters to Seven Quarters
Still not enough for a full load of laundry.
Tribute to Veterans Ignored by Students Going to Fucking Classes
Not to be confused with the since discontinued “Fucking Class.” Now that was a great class.
Mystery Floating Structure in SF Bay to Be Mailroom’s Next Location
Alcatraz to be retrofitted to house Elder’s cafeteria; nobody minds.
Brad Pitt Wins Accolades For Role of “Distracting Cameo” in “12 Years a Slave”