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Area Students Unable to Jaywalk through Snowbanks, Late Everywhere
Bruce Springsteen Pledges to Never Hug Chris Christie Again
Spanish Student Flunks Oral Exam after Losing Voice in Primal Scream
BREAKING: Students Staying for Thanksgiving Are Totally Okay with It
“Yeah man, I don’t miss my family at all. Bunch of… people… I don’t like…”
Alaskan Student Finally Decides to Shut Dorm Room Window
On a side note, a new campus policy has been implemented banning polar bears as pets.
NU Fashion Magazine Releases Yet Another Issue You’re Not In
Take the hint and start wearing tiger fur instead of jeans.
Google+ to Be Renamed “YouTube Troll Registry”
Preview Classes Only Have Two Midterms
Snapchat Turns Down $3 Billion from Facebook, Offer Went away after Ten Seconds