Man Whose Fortune Came Entirely from Plush Toys Has No Financial Savvy
“Market research” in Swiss Bank Account fails as defense in court.
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Quentin Tarantino Throws Annual Temper Tantrum after Script Leak
Candy Crush Makers Trademark “Candy,” Thousands of Topless Dancers “So Fucking Pissed”
Candi, Candee, and Kandy were fined for violations as well.
CS Major Develops App to Better Stalk the Only Two Girls in Class
There’s an app for that. Also, a restraining order.
Climatologists Give Up; Move to Brazil
“Global Warming wins,” announces scientist in swim suit.
OPINION: Penis Game Could Be More Mature
Instead of yelling penis, yell “PHALLUS”. Ten extra points if anyone gives a shit.
Rushing Freshman Judged For Eating Carrot Stick During 7 Hour Sorority Interview
If she had eaten one more, she would have been thrown out in her underwear.
Polar Vortex Leads to No Visible Change in Student Habits
Norris Manager Unsure Where Ice Rink Starts
Area Students Unable to Jaywalk through Snowbanks, Late Everywhere