Type 2 Diabetes Traced Back to Neanderthals, Herpes Still Totally Our Bad
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Dorm Exec Member Way Too into Being Dorm Exec Member
NASA Reveals You Are More Likely to Catch Space Shuttle Than Frostbite Express
Snowden Nominated for Nobel Peace Prize; Assange: “What the Fuck, Guys?”
NSA Keeps Watchlist of “Bomb Proficient” Angry Birds Users
AT&T, T-Mobile To Get Out Rulers, Compare Dicks
New Shuttle Tracking App Allows You to Virtually See the Shuttle You Just Missed
Peyton Manning Named Super Bowl XLVIII MVP, Crucial to Seahawks Victory
Two Inches of Snow Prove More Detrimental to Government Than Government Shutdown
NBC Just “Two Failed Pilots Away” from Calling It Quits