Category Archives: Headline

Derek Jeter to Retire, Pablo Sanchez Still Going Strong

February 19, 2014 Flippy Leave a comment

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Pre-Law Student Sneaks into Suits Event with Backpack Full of Weed “Hoping for the Best”

February 18, 2014 Dan Weinberg Leave a comment

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Bartenders Everywhere Pour out a Little Grenadine for Shirley Temple

February 18, 2014 Flippy Leave a comment

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Bob Costas Gets Eye Infection after Borrowing Sochi’s Sole Pillow

February 17, 2014 Flippy Leave a comment

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Plex Change Machine to Now Produce Change Entirely in Pennies

February 15, 2014 Michael Wang Leave a comment

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Sodexo Reveals “Protein Option” Has Been Wet Towels Soaked in Chicken Broth Since 2012

February 14, 2014 Michael Wang Leave a comment

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Iran Unveils AyatollahCare

February 13, 2014 Flippy Leave a comment

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New Pepsi Commercial to Prominently Feature White Privilege

February 12, 2014 Flippy Leave a comment

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Deaf Football Player Drastically Misunderstands Signing Day

February 11, 2014 Flippy Leave a comment

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Mother Earth and Father Winter Charged with Child Abuse

February 10, 2014 Alex N. Gordon Leave a comment

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