Category Archives: Headline

Bartenders Everywhere Pour out a Little Grenadine for Shirley Temple

February 18, 2014 Flippy Leave a comment

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Bob Costas Gets Eye Infection after Borrowing Sochi’s Sole Pillow

February 17, 2014 Flippy Leave a comment

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Plex Change Machine to Now Produce Change Entirely in Pennies

February 15, 2014 Michael Wang Leave a comment

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Sodexo Reveals “Protein Option” Has Been Wet Towels Soaked in Chicken Broth Since 2012

February 14, 2014 Michael Wang Leave a comment

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Iran Unveils AyatollahCare

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New Pepsi Commercial to Prominently Feature White Privilege

February 12, 2014 Flippy Leave a comment

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Deaf Football Player Drastically Misunderstands Signing Day

February 11, 2014 Flippy Leave a comment

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Mother Earth and Father Winter Charged with Child Abuse

February 10, 2014 Alex N. Gordon Leave a comment

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Type 2 Diabetes Traced Back to Neanderthals, Herpes Still Totally Our Bad

February 9, 2014 Flippy Leave a comment

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Dorm Exec Member Way Too into Being Dorm Exec Member

February 8, 2014 Flippy Leave a comment

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