Category Archives: Headline

UPDATE: Franco Disappoints Remainder of Student Body by Failing to Smoke Weed with Them after the Show

March 2, 2014 Rachel Beal Leave a comment

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James Franco Disappoints Hillel by Failing to Reference Camp or His Bar Mitzvah

March 2, 2014 Rachel Beal Leave a comment

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NU Removes Fences Surrounding Tech Construction, Replaces Them with Students Handing Out Flyers

February 27, 2014 Michael Wang Leave a comment

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Dead “Snake Salvation” Pastor Clearly Only Read the First Ten Pages of The Bible

February 26, 2014 Andrew Schneider Leave a comment

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Northwestern Football Unionization Efforts Fall Apart in Fourth Quarter

February 25, 2014 Andrew Schneider Leave a comment

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Mars One’s Kickstarter Campaign Fails to Reach $3 Trillion Goal to Launch Martian Colony

February 24, 2014 Flippy Leave a comment

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Area Man Speaks Only in Upworthy Headlines, and You Won’t Believe What He Said!

February 21, 2014 Dan Weinberg Leave a comment

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Sinkhole Opens under Corvette Museum, Satan Expands Car Collection

February 20, 2014 Andrew Schneider Leave a comment

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Derek Jeter to Retire, Pablo Sanchez Still Going Strong

February 19, 2014 Flippy Leave a comment

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Pre-Law Student Sneaks into Suits Event with Backpack Full of Weed “Hoping for the Best”

February 18, 2014 Dan Weinberg Leave a comment

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